*Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
*Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.
*Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
*When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
*If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
*On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
*A foolish husband says to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washing, ironing, cooking, and scrubbing. No wife of mine is gonna work."
*Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, make beds, is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
*Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging ab...
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